3 Boom Boom Baby

“Therefore I say that it is a narrow policy to suppose that this country or that is to be marked out as the eternal ally or the perpetual enemy of England. We have no eternal allies, and we have no perpetual enemies. Our interests are eternal and perpetual, and those interests it is our duty to follow.”

Henry John Temple, twice Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in the mid-19th century.

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

                               Arthur Schopenhauer

I was fortunate to grow up in the period after the Japanese military threat towards Australia had been halted. Banzai!

Nine months after one small after explosion, I was one of millions come to replace those who had just died.

During my gestational period I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body, struggling to get out. After my birth , as I grew, I would increasingly feel like a man struggling to get back .

I quickly learned of life’s complications.

When I was born, I had to meet a special condition. Even then there was a string attached.

After being rid of the stain of my original sin I was so surprised about all this I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Not that I noticed. It all slipped by me somehow. I guess I wasn’t paying attention.

This was a brave new world I had entered, a new, hopeful yet uncertain period in history- the beginning of the Nuclear Age.

All the adults around me had had direct experience of the war. Dad had served on Catalinas, twin-engine flying boats  used extensively for patrol and rescue duties. Airmen downed by enemy fire or mechanical problems  awaited being saved by them anxiously and hopefully.

They flew missions in the band of islands and peninsulas to our north.  Now forming Malaysia, Indonesia and Papua New Guinea, Now forming Malaysia, Indonesia and Papua New Guinea, this region came to be Canberra’s primary strategic concern after the war. The presence of my father (his head framed by the two biggest boys) and his comrades was welcomed by the locals in Borneo.

He would tell me the story of the war and I was deeply marked by it. I felt particular compassion for people who had had bombs rained upon them. I would become increasingly interested in the victims of war, the people running the other way.

Dad illustrated his account with his own photographs and those taken by Cecil Beaton to widen the scope. Beaton was officially employed by the British Ministry of information. He recorded the war at home and abroad, preserving sombre moments that changed the face of the earth forever – the bomb damage on the streets of London,

He showed the Wellington bomber crew who hit back at the Germans.

I was particularly moved by his unforgettable photograph of a three-year-old girl sitting in a hospital bed holding a teddy bear after being injured in a German bombing raid.

This deeply sympathetic photograph was as powerful a piece of visual propaganda as any made during those years. It widely seen in the U.S., still refusing to join the conflict at the time. It commanded Americans to take a keener interest in a war that, at that stage, still felt very far away.

In like manner I was affected by the Soviet images of their forces battling the German invaders. The key battles fought by the Red Army on Ukrainian soil destroyed the spinal cord of Hitler’s Wehrmacht and led to the Fall of Berlin.

Raised on World War II, in which virtually everything I saw was heroic, I looked up to, was proud of and would aim to measure up to my father, W.B. Davis, number 61245, Australian Air Force, Roman Catholic as stated on his metal dog tag, my only lasting keepsake of him, along with a few photos.

Oh Mein Papa

Oh my papa, to me he was so wonderful

Oh my papa, to me he was so good.

Oh my papa, to me he was so wonderful, Deep in my heart I miss him so today.

It was a German song of all things ‘O Mein Papa’ that expressed my early feelings about him. I was much taken by the instrumental version of trumpeter Eddie Calvert. It always sets me off. Like my father with me, it reached number one.

He bore no ill will towards the Japanese and the Germans. While proud to display his badge of service he didn’t wear his heart on his sleeve. He didn’t particularly like marching in the annual Anzac Day parades and the attendant boozing and gambling. He was aware that most people longed for peace. He wrote as seeing himself having largely influenced my ideas. He was always respectful to my mother.

My earliest distinct recollections were happy ones whiled away basking in the fond embrace of my family, filled with a sense of protective wellbeing.

Tweedly tweedly tweedly dee. The essential advantages that life could bestow on me.

I was the apple of my father’s eyes. Mum thought the sun rose and set on me. From my very beginning, it was ‘darling Allan this, darling Allan that’ from her. My cup runneth over. From day one I received what would be a wealth of encouragement from others which continued throughout the passing years. These sentiments I would in turn pass on to others. Like many families being started up at the end of the war, ours had been put on hold. I was dimly aware of the lingering austerity and rationing.

As a baby boomer my childhood was played out against a most propitious period, the years of the long post war boom which historians have come to call capitalism’s golden age. Throughout the Western world high rates of economic growth coincided with low inflation and negligible unemployment, favourable conditions for political compromise and “consensus.” If you were white and well off, it seemed like Avalon. Fed by the spoils of victory, I was bred with the haste and dispatch and muscle flexing of a nation buoyed by its own success and good fortune.

Getting back on their feet, my father’s generation, returning home could hardly be called lost. The desperate shortage of virtually all goods and services triggered a situation where there were more jobs than people to fill them. As the post war austerity measures were fading they saw fit to establish a business in a country town in northern New South Wales.

After being demobbed, Dad had become an employee of Australia’s largest confectionery company based in Tamworth. Allen’s Sweets. How could I resist with such a name? Such sweet memories for me. Boiled sweets, bullseyes, all days suckers. Goody, goody gumdrops! Driving their bright red van around and distributing their products enabled him early in the peace to reccy the area and look out for the best prospects.

Tamworth lies inside Kamilaroi country, where the hills meet the plains, the red soil meets the black soil, the burr meets the spinifex and the rainforest meets the bush.

After giving it the once over, he decided upon Gunnedah, a prosperous town in the backblocks settled by squatters in the 1830s. They had followed in the tracks of the explorers, hewing a path with wagons and cattle,

putting down their loads. Claiming this rich soil and grazing land as their own, this common clay had to adapt farming techniques in an unfamiliar landscape.

They had lost every perch and rod of their own ancestral lands, their forebears having been forced off following the English enclosure acts. Initially unauthorised, they had the right of pasturage from the government on easy terms.

Stuffing all our belongings under a canvas stretched across our flat truck bed, westward we rolled to our new home.

Stone Broke.

On a visit to the Australian Museum in Sydney, I gazed in wonder, nose pressed against the glass cases, weaving the legends I had read in and around the groups of life sized figures with their woomeras, spears and boomerangs. My father entered a float in Gunnedah’s big yearly procession with exhibits of these artefacts on loan from the ‘Edgells’ food company.

‘What do you call boomerangs when they don’t return?’ I asked him.


As a nipper in Gunnedah I had a nanny, Rose Watley, from the Kamilaroi First Nations group.

Rose lived in a hut at the edge of the town. It was a step up from a humpy, but oh the location! location! location! Without electricity, running water or proper drainage, it was at the edge of the local rubbish tip where refuse was burned off.

‘How long does the burning go on?’ I asked her.

‘The garbage is always glowing, even at night, and you hear popping sounds. I think it’s batteries exploding.’

The dump was her shopping centre. It furnished her hut, made of timber, corrugated metal and old tarpaulins scavenged from the dump site. Surrounded by toxic smoke, this modern hunter gatherer picked over the garbage, careful not to step on rusty nails and broken glass, salvaging bottles, listening for the sound a prong makes when it finds a plastic container, searching the rot for glints of light-silver spoons, tin cans, pieces of machinery and whatever could be sold as scrap metal. These would all be recycled, an essential task.

Standing there watching cars and trucks arrive and leave, I tried not to breathe in the foul stench of everyday household waste as it gently rotted. Around noon in summer as the hottest part of the day approached, the fumes and the smell of the dump circulated. A constant black writhe of flies covered every moist surface, forcing you to speak with clenched teeth. The smell was so strong that it got into your throat. You could taste the smell. Your eyes watered.

‘Every morning I wake up,’ said Rose, stuffing lead pipe into a sack, ‘my throat is burning and my chest is tight. I have difficulty breathing. I just have to wait until it goes away.’

‘How do you put up with this,’ I asked her.

‘It’s awful, I know, but with time you get used to it.’

I could have. But only after I’d grown my third set of teeth. I had all the comforts of a decent home. Hers was the kind of poverty and destitution portrayed by Charles Dickens and Victor Hugo. The sight of my  beloved nanny, one of the true working poor, fossicking through such waste was one that became burned indelibly into my young brain. I became colour blind.

While her roots ran deep and straight, my scorched earth mother was not officially an Australian. The name of her tribe who lived in the area, the Kamilaroi (or Gamilaraay) means ‘having not’.

The name of the town derives from their word for ‘place of white stones’. I imagined the stones to mark  the boundary between the Kamiloroi and Witchetty’s tribes.

Rose told me where the stones used to be. A sizeable outcrop of white stone where the public school stands.

‘My people used them as tools.’ said Rose. ‘For them, they were sacred. They put them in places where they were essential to survival.’

During construction the white stony outcrop was covered up – as were feelings for their loss. Her people hit rock bottom. They were so poor they had no dirt, They would not collect at the start. As they had come into the world, so they would go out. Every inch of the land that they could see, all that lay beneath it belonged to someone else.

No one knew this better than the Kamilaroi miner outnumbered by his white comrades at Blackjack Colliery in 1917.

There were no vestiges of tribal life to beckon Rose. For most, her people  largely sank without trace, except for local place names and tourist references. Strangers in their own country. A country with a black history, whitewashed when the wagons were corralled. The legends illustrated with paintings, acted out with dance and accompanied by music- and going back longer than anyone else’s were not being told. Sacred songs and performance of ritual had strengthened survival, playing a central role in their spirituality. One of the major purposes of traditional Aboriginal dancing was to tell stories, which were passed down through generations. These stories would be about the land, animals, dreamtime, and Aboriginal people. The stories and dances could also be used as an initiation process, or to celebrate a new stage of life. For example, ceremonial dancing and storytelling was a large part of coming to age celebrations for teenage boys and girls, initiating them into adulthood.

Rose’s mob had lived a nomadic existence around the Namoi River which rises on the western slopes of the Great Dividing Range before flowing westwards and downstream to Walgett.

They had lived like this since time immemorial, when all our ancestors were in the Stone Age. True children of nature, they lived in harsh harmony with the environment, not overly tampering with the natural balance, their ecological footprint modest.

 They used  fire to care for their Country , including burning or prevention of burning. This promoted the health of particular plants and animals.

It involved patch burning to create different fire intervals or be used specifically for fuel and hazard reduction purposes. Fire was used to gain better access to country, to clean up important pathways or to control invasive weeds.

They went from feast to famine, from flush to fallow, from stuffed to starved. Feeding voraciously during the all too rare rainy seasons, they built themselves up to survive the lean, skimpy years of drought.

Their whole life style was based around the river. In the dry months of the year, Rose told me, they built a yard of boughs and brambles at a river spot. Then at flood time they would go out in their canoes and, spotting a shoal of fish, drive them as one would a herd of cattle into the yard where they would be an easy target for their spears.

They believed they were given the sacred land in trust. Their society had no school but children were educated by elders of the group. They developed their skills by taking part attentively in the group’s activities.

Aboriginals believe a person’s soul or spirit is believed to continue after their physical form has passed through death, After  death  their spirit returns to the Dreamtime from where it will return through birth as a human, an animal, a plant or a rock.

The 1830s was the beginning of the end for their traditional life, achieved through what Don Bradman called uncompromisingly ‘murder’ and ‘plunder’ of their tribal lands by his forebears and mine. They would lose access to common land as inexorably did the forebears of the poor white settlers. Most would feel that they had been sold down the river. These have-nots would rub shoulders on the fringe of society. Where they had scattered chips of stone used for making tools, now there were just chips on their shoulders. They were all litterlouts according to the stoniest of hearts.

One of the most familiar faces on Australian television, Ray Martin, remembers in Gunnedah on a Saturday night at the pictures. ‘All the Aboriginal families were pushed down the front, usually to sit on the floor,’ he says. Their children could be discouraged from using the swimming pool.

Ray continues,‘ I was appalled as a ten or eleven year-old going down the swimming pool and seeing one of the lifeguards hosing down the aboriginal kids before they were allowed to go in the water. I wasn’t hosed down.’

He passed for white although he found out many years later his great, great grandmother was a Kamilaroi from outside Gunnedah.

My abhorrence at this degradation of one as worthy as Rose formed the basis of my lifelong identification with those living on the margin. It formed my serious concern for the fundamental values of human life.

Are You Being Served?

As a cheery chirpy lad, dry behind the ears, I took pride in the buckled belt holding up my pants. Eventually, my pants would have belt loops holding up the belt.

What would be going on here? Which of these two was the real hero?

Both feet on the ground, developing both social and resourceful sides of my forbearing character, I engaged in enterprises reflecting these as my stock-in-trade.

‘Waste not, want not, Al. Don’t let your eyes be bigger than your stomach.

It’s a sin to waste food. In Asia they’re as hungry as the wolf felt when he met Red Hiding Hood, so finish what you’ve got,’ Dad always told me at the table. Trundling around the town and environs with my billycart I scoured the scene for empty beer bottles. Fetching a penny each, recycled they would be filled with industrial fluids. With methylated spirits and turpentine these would often slosh down the same desperate glugging gullet as the original contents.

Another useful cargo was manure obligingly deposited on the roads by stockmens’ horses and in stables I cleared. Added to our strawberries a bushel and a peck – into the loam, naturellement– it made for big juicy fruit. Ever on my toes to the opportunity of combining pleasure with business, I stumbled upon a nice little earner, an offbeat financial sideline– selling the wool from dead sheep I came across.

However, this busy bee’s main job was working alongside my family. While shops closed at lunchtime on a Saturday and reopened on Monday morning, we operated without any personal boundaries. My parents’ store was open all hours. It was a general store, although customers could buy anything specific. I remember a local with a hearing problem come into the shop and ask, ‘May I have a bar of soap, please?”

‘Do you want it scented?’ I enquired.

‘No’, he replied. I’ll take it with me now’.’

In the old fashioned way, we dealt in groceries at first and later alcoholic liquor and all kinds of raw produce and fuel for the home and farm.

Our motto was “If you can’t find it at W.B. Davis’, you’re probably better off without it!”

My father got to know our customers’ individual needs.

‘Your finest Scotch, please.’ one asked him.

‘Yes, sir,’ Dad replied as he handed him a ten year old roll of tape.

I helped serving people, keeping stock and helping hold the fort until I left school. My orderly approach for storing both objects and ideas was established here: A place for everything and everything in its place. I made sure they stayed there ’til the right moment. What customers came in for was their business. With customers like ‘B.O. Plenty’ what they went out with was our business.

‘If you don’t want to pay for groceries, ‘I reminded B.O., ‘You’re going to get an awful lot of ‘No sir-ee’s.’

One day he came into our shop and asked for five shillings worth of methylated spirits.

‘Five shillings worth of methylated spirits?” I said, suspecting he might drink himself blind, ‘what is it you want it for?’

‘Two shillings’, replied B.O.’

‘I’m afraid I can’t help you out there.’

‘In that case thanks for nothing, If you happen to find yourself down by the river, drop in!’

Another day when he was presumably more on top of things he entered the store.

‘What can I do you for today, Jack?’ asked my father.

‘Ten gallons of red ned please.’ As well as bottles we a sold it in bulk straight from the cask. More bounce for the ounce.

‘Did you bring a container for this?’ asked Dad.

‘You’re speaking to it.’

‘Would you prefer  an aged wine or one with with a short shelf life ?’

‘Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. Now can I get this on tick?’

‘B.O.,’ Dad answered, ‘You know the banks along Conadilly Street.’

‘I know where they are but I’ve got no account there to withdraw from.’

‘The thing is I’ve got a business arrangement with them.’

‘What’s that got to do with me?’

‘Well, B.O., the deal is they don’t sell grog, and I don’t lend money.’

As this retail trade became more self service based, turning our ledger from black to red, we still had to inform customers about the products they were buying. Some had difficulty understanding the contents and instructions. One customer fronted up and said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’

I corrected him: ‘Those are pickled onions.’

Another limped into the store to complain about the tin of soup he had bought: I haven’t been able to walk properly for days. The label said clearly, ‘Pierce lid and stand in boiling water.

Another customer asked ‘I’d like to buy some deodorant please.’

‘ Cream or ball?’

‘No. Underarm.’

Upon the introduction of the push up deodorant, one young male customer targeted a third area where he applied his. He asked me for some ‘bottom deodorant’. A little bemused, I explained to him that we didn’t sell anything called ‘bottom deodorant’, and never had. Unfazed, the guy assured me he has been buying the stuff on a regular basis, and would like some more.

‘I’m sorry,’ I said, ‘we don’t have any. Do you have the container it comes in?’

‘Yes,’ said the customer who lived close by. ‘I’ll go and get it.’

He returned with the tube and handed it to me. After inspecting it I looked at it and said ‘This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.’

He took the container back and read out loud from the container: ‘To apply, push up bottom.’

Another query: ‘This cereal box says it contains a free gift. Aren’t all gifts free?’

I got to know the area well as we delivered supplies to customers both in town and country. A small town where everyone knows everyone, -sometimes too well.  Where everyone knows everyone’s business, their faults, what’s happening in their marriages and where the kids have gone wrong. It takes all sorts to make up a world. I got to meet lots of people from different backgrounds and got to understand the rituals and roles played out before me. I picked up on the differences between the classes, the perceptions, the privileges, the taboos.

The distinction between the classes, cliques and castes seemed pretty clear to me – based on education, religion, accent, where they lived and how they worked.

These were groups of people with a common relationship to the means of production, with a common consciousness of identity and a common interest in opposition to those of other classes. Watching them go about their business, I observed their different lifestyles keenly. The owners of the stores, salespeople, doctors, dentists, nurses, builders and clerical staff. The butchers, the baker, the undertaker. Wealthy squatters on their large properties, the old money social set at the top of the pile, centred on the town, with their balls, picnic races and polo matches .

The farmhands who worked for them and the shearers who were contracted to clip the wool.


We were often the only visitors some cow and wheat cockies or farmers on the land saw the livelong week. They greeted us with open arms, particularly in the summer. We could see them as we approached, waving their arms constantly. The great Australian salute to keep away the flies.

We went for weekend drives around the surrounding countryside. After we’d pass a few of those kangaroo crossing signs that just went by, I remember I asked my father, “Dad, how do the kangaroos know that’s where they’re supposed to cross?”

We never got bored. We engaged in guessing games as we travelled on long trips. I spied with my little eye, but only a fraction of the things I could with my fully grown eye. Unlike kids and parents so often today we played as kith and kin.

I remember listening to a Japanese priest on the radio. He said what he thought to be the most appealing Christian slogan . It was ‘The family that plays together stays together’.

’He had  replaced the ‘r’ sound in that coined by Father Peyton with a ‘l’.

I thought that his rendering was an even more effective one.

Our town and surrounds was a community where work and friendships firmly interlocked. Tenderfoot me spent school breaks on the land, plenty of room to swing a rope with our friends, the Roberts of Kelvin. I dabbled in bush skills, rolling up my shirtsleeves, putting my back into it, having a crack at everything. Lyle managed the property with his offsider brother Col, as spare as the bush itself, his quarry faced stubbled mush full of leathery old lines, all wrinkly, his hair as knotty as the jumbucks he drove. Each day revolved around the livestock, dictated by routine.

Col’s humble hut, where he batched, was unconnected to electricity, lit by smoky oil lamps and discouragingly limp candles. He would bring a battery into town to be charged so he could listen to the radio during the week.

‘Why do I need electricity? he reasoned. ‘It’s really just organized lightning. I get plenty of that out here.’

He had woken up every morning in his simple home for much of his life. The hut was without indoor plumbing. The cesspit was out at the backside. Pieces of newspaper hung on a nail for toiletry purposes. Washing was done in the outhouse- with a boiler, mangle, starch and blue bags. The wooden kitchen floor slanted left to right. He cooked on a coal stove and had no refrigerator, but somehow he made do. Like the pioneers he fashioned his situation to his needs, whether it be making a rough sawn table for the kitchen from a piece of unplaned timber, building a shelter in the scrub from bark and branches, or husbanding a fire when the leaves were damp.

I had my own go at improvising. Col wondered why I was pulling on and off my pullover repeatedly and vigorously. Why I was rubbing balloons on my head.

‘Static electricity’, I answered, producing that crackling sound, ‘to make things run more easily.’ I never could work out how to harness it for cooking.

The Roberts had one of the bovine ilk. One end was moo, the other, milk. The cow, had a lovely and tolerant nature, and would allow me to milk her. Like Romulus and Remus we often drank straight from her. Any left over was churned into butter. While ruminating on the origins of milking, the inevitable question was posed to me: ‘Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?

I learned from observation such facts as that a cow lies down one half at a time and gets up in reverse.

It is not a graceful movement. She goes down on her front limbs first, one after the other. Then she folds in her rear legs. About six inches above the ground, she lets herself fall, giving herself over to gravity.

 I observed how a chicken can still keep moving even after it’s been decapitated. Its large eye sockets mean that there isn’t room inside its skull for all of its brain, so a bit of the brain functions briefly inside the top of the neck.

I learned a lot from their cattle dogs: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Col and Lyle worked very long hours. ‘Remember’, said Col, ‘the earlier we start the better. We work from from ‘can’t’ to ‘can’t.’

‘What times are they ?’

‘From ‘can’t see in the morning’ ’til ‘can’t see at night’.’

Sharing the hut gave me an insight into the backbreaking, dawn to dusk life of a weathered rough and ready farm labourer. Joining him ring-barking trees, clearing scrub for pasture land, mending fences, sinking a dam, rounding up the sheep and cattle. The rootinest, tootinest, shootinest, hootinest little sidekick around, singing ‘move ’em on, head ’em up, head ’em up, move ’em on, count ’em out, ride ’em in, ride ’em in, count ’em out’. Rattling my dags, I threw myself fully into this enterprise. Wrangling the herd towards the corral, we caught each pregnant ewe with a crash dive into the dust.

‘Our family was extremely poor’, Col told me. ‘Clothes were scarce. I sometimes had to pull my socks off after school so Lyle could wear them into town.’

With little schooling, thrown on his own resources, Col’s childhood ended early when he had to shove off from home to grub and sweat for his keep. ‘I went a waltzing matilda everywhere, humping my bluey every day on rough, dusty bush tracks looking for work.

Some days there would be no work and the tramping would have been for nothing. Many others had been on the road for months, walking up and down the country in a maze of jobless refusals. Things were crook on the land. For every job, so many men.

So many men no-one needed. Another day, another nothing. When I could, I rode a horse. The same did duty between the shafts of a sulky when it came time to choof off. I was always without two shillings to rub together. But we always managed to find grub. We lived on rabbit stew.’

‘Boy oh boy, you’ve been a real battler, Col’, I said.

‘Bloody oath’ he said. I’ve never turned a hair at a bit of hard yakka,’ he skited, tall in the saddle.

He was not a sophisticated man, but when he spoke, the words came out like the bricks of a wall built to last.

‘Don’t you feel cut off from life, here in the scrub?’ I asked ‘Don’t you ever feel like a shag on a rock?’

‘No bloody fear,’ he said, resisting the obvious play on my innocent words. ‘No one raises my hackles or bosses me around here. I like the peace and quiet where a man isn’t crowded.’

Wilderness, farmland, desert and country towns, the bush is a place where some people live and others never go. Even though most Australians were going to the surf and turf rather than the bush, it was the mateship and collectivist outlook forged through such isolated hardship which retains a transcendent place in the Australian ethos.

Then there was the commercial class who operated stores and businesses, and workers who provided the labour for them and for the coal mine and abattoir. Stifled by the permeating stench of ammonia from waste in the air, I watched the slaughtermen at work, herding cattle to their deaths, stunning them, then stringing them up on a conveyor belt, cutting their throats, watching them bleed. Later throwing away their inner parts, a hard and for many a horrible job. But for them above all one where  they could  bust their gut to demonstrate their strength and value.

I observed these workers engaged in their series of daily routines, in the striving and succeeding and failing that make up a life in which, because of poverty, there is little freedom of choice. The quiet nobility of their lives lived with values but without great opportunities. After knocking off work, there was just time to lay that bit of lino on the floor or work on the car before having a few middies and a game of two up at the back of the pub.

My knowledge of such hardworking people, parents of my mates, led me to the credo that work itself be elevated to a place of pride and esteem.

That even if you happened to be in a lower paid or manual job, you were valued for the work you did which was necessary for the functioning of society. Never touching it, my father made more boodle selling coal than the miners who, busting their gut, confronting cave-ins and the deadly black damp deep below the earth’s surface, dark as a dungeon, their lungs full of noxious phlegm, coal dust pitted in their skin, tore it out of the coalface. ‘Gas leaks, fire and water are our daily enemy’ said my friend Colin Sills’ father.’

Accidents showed why in an industry such as mining, you relied on your workmates – both to get the job done safely and to stand up for your rights. The battle was necessarily collective. A single miner possessed no power at all; the miners as a whole, however, could nearly shut down the entire nation, as they’d demonstrated in 1949.

It was while I was in my friend Andy Dall’s house one cold snap I learned about overproduction in the capitalist economy. Shivering he asked his miner father, lying on the couch, ‘Why is it so cold in the house?’

‘We don’t have any coal’, he said, rugged up like the Michelin Man.

‘But why is there no coal?’ Andy wanted to know.

‘Because I got laid off for the rest of the month’, he replied.

Still unsatisfied, Andy asked one more time—‘And why did you get laid off?’

To which he answered, ‘Because there is too much coal.’

Of course, it wasn’t that there was too much coal. It was just that it was all in the hands of his employer, the company that owned it. They were stockpiling their supplies expecting a rise in prices.

‘I made an investment in this country. Where are my dividends?’ asked Andy’s dad.

It was just the wisp of an idea at first. Then slowly but surely I came to the conclusion that workers, who produced the goods we needed, who built the town, the railway, ploughed the fields, without whom nothing can move, were the underlying motor and buttressing social stanchions of society and should be placed at the forefront. It was those who did heavy manual work, like miners or farm workers, the salt of the earth, who should enjoy certain privileges, better wages and health care than those in less strenuous or dangerous professions, like office work or managing – and above all those who made money off their backs by merely owning.

When these backs rested, their thrones were less than regal. I’d have run a mile rather than use the outhouse toilets at the homes of some mates. Unconnected to the sewerage, such ‘thunderboxes” were not built over pits. Instead, waste was collected into large cans, or “dunny-cans”, which were positioned under the toilet, to be collected by contractors or “night soil collectors” hired by the local council. Collected waste matter would then be removed from the premises and disposed of elsewhere.

My inchoate political leanings grew into a deep commitment to overcoming the big chasm between those who have and those who don’t.

Between those who run the world and those who make the world run .

As well as between those who dish it out and those who cop it.

There are two kinds of people. Those who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don’t. I’ll leave it to you, the reader to work out which one I am.

Some of these business and working people were immigrants from The Old Dart and some were from Europe, the latest arrivals to wash ashore. The English were given a particular warm welcome.

They kept their wits, not their nits.

They learned the local slang

About the native fauna.

Many were geared up to venture outside the city.

They went where they were needed

And learned of the tyranny of distance

They found that some things moved differently than they did back home. The rotation of the earth gives rise to an effect that tends to accelerate draining water in a clockwise direction in the Northern hemisphere and counterclockwise in the Southern.

Some found other movements that could only be explained by indigenous lore.

Skilled, enterprising and happy to please, these ten pound poms and new australians fitted in quickly and were highly valued -more or less.

One bushy who made a packet gambling went to Europe on a holiday. When he returned, I asked him: ‘How did you find it?’

‘It was bonzer, Allan. Such a rip-snorting variety of landscapes – the Mediterranean, Black Forest, fjords and all those interesting old buildings. I even saw Cossack dancers at the Bolshoi.’

‘What were these Soviet people like?’

‘You know what the most amazing thing about them was? They’ve two legs like everyone else.’

And they come in all shapes and sizes.’

‘Would you live in Europe?’

‘You know there’s one thing I would find hard to hack about living there.’

‘And what’s that?’ I asked.

‘There’s too many New Australians.’ he replied. ‘But if I had to, I could live in Switzerland, though it’s very expensive.

‘What would be the best part about living in Switzerland, that peaceful country whose greatest achievement is—-the cuckoo clock!? Would it be the chocolates, the mountains, the fresh air?’

‘I’m not sure,  I got into some hot water there in Geneva. I turned on the hotel shower tap labelled C’ and nearly got scalded. Their ‘C’ stands for ‘Chaud’ – French for hot. Still their flag is a big plus.’

‘And the worst thing about living there?’

‘Everything looks perfect on the surface but the people can be quite unfeeling. I was resting in a park while others were walking the dog or playing with children with soccer balls. Suddenly I needed to take a leak and couldn’t find a toilet. I had to do it against a tree. Then I realised everybody had stopped what they were doing abruptly. They were muttering to each other and glaring at me with black looks. One burger told me I should be charged with indecent exposure.’

Of the many who migrated to Australia, uncounted numbers changed occupation, their ambitions encouraged by the openness of Australian society to talented and determined newcomers.

One New Australian decided to have a go at coalmining. The foreman at Blackjack Colliery asked him to join his crew underground gathering pieces of coal and loading them onto rail trolleys. The foreman’s offsider was puzzled to see how awkwardly the new worker was  trying to scoop up the pieces. On the long handle of his tool was fitted not a broad blade with  upturned sides but a curved bar sharpened at both ends . To explain the misunderstanding the offsider told the foreman how he had  instructed the new man.

My Dutch Uncle.

My cousin Beverley came up from Sydney accompanied by her new husband. Tom had migrated to New Holland from Old Holland as a teenager. Our family extended a warm welcome to this fine, wholesome gentleman.

I looked up to Tom. On one level it wasn’t surprising. I was still poised for my final spurt in skeletal growth. I got to wondering if I’d reach his height. I had read that Dutch men were the tallest in the world. My theory on this was based on a crude version of natural selection. As the Netherlands was so small, to all fit in they could only expand upwards. Secondly I reckoned it was also so they could keep their heads above sea level.

On another level, I found Tom to be thoroughly community minded, thrifty, practical and above all possessed of a good sense of humour.

He was interested to learn of my fascination with readings from the Apocrypha.

As an ornament we had a pair of yellow clogs on our mantelpiece which provided an interesting talking point.

Tom had presented Bev, his fiancée with a pair of carved wooden shoes as is the traditional engagement gift.

‘Thanks, my Old Dutch, but no thanks she said.’ I don’t fancy blisters, chipped bones or sucker splinters.

‘I’ll stick with my comfy leather shoes. How about you take me out for the day instead?’

‘O.K. but you’ll have to sit on the handle bars,’’ replied this son of a cycling nation.

This was before he had enough cheese to buy a car.

He took her out for morning tea and biscuits. This was a new experience for her. She had never given blood before.

While at lunch she slipped on some grease and dropped her tray.

In the evening he took her to the picture theatre. At intermission he asked what she would like to partake of. She said, ’Tom, I’d like some fruit and some sweet.’ He came back with an apple on a stick.

I thereby learned the custom of ‘Going Dutch’.

‘Clogs too have had an important place in our heritage,’ Tom explained to us. ‘Back in the day the Dutch landscape, full of bogs and swamps, was very suitable for clogs. They are robust, safe, waterproof, and as an extra bonus: they are cheap too. Our language has many idiomatic expressions associated with klompen.

‘Now my clog is breaking’ is one such saying. It is said in astonishment if something unforeseen happens.’

‘When would you wear them, Tom,’ I asked

I’d wear them whenever I had to keep my feet dry, wooden shoe?

No sooner had he uttered these words than such an opportunity arose.

Dad came into the house crying, ’There’s a crack in the dyke. There’s water flowing everywhere. What can I do? He knew that left untended the crack in the base of the bowl would grow larger, that from a single leak, a terrible breach might grow appreciably. He knew that the water could end up splashing out of the bog, the trickle turning to a torrent.’

‘Now our toilet is breaking,’ I groaned.

Before you could say Hieronymus Bosch, needing no persuasion, Tom slipped on our ornamental clogs and clomped, clicked and clacked to our outhouse. Thinking quickly he plugged the crack with his finger.

What caught my eye was the way he went about it. Although the crack was on the left side of the base, Tom reached his right arm around the back, pivoted while looking back searchingly before applying his finger.

‘Rest assured I’ve got your back, Tom. But wouldn’t it be easier to use your left hand to do this?’

Oh this, ’he replied. ‘force of habit. It’s the ‘Dutch Reach’. When I’m opening a car door, I open the door with the hand furthest from the door handle .  That way I can look over my shoulder for cyclists. That way I can check out automatically whatever’s at my rear.’

‘You believe in playing it safe, Tom.’

 ‘I’m not going to tiptoe round the tulips with you. When you’ve lived through  occupation, you never know what brutal behemoth is stomping  close by.’

‘Tom’, said Dad,’ I hope you can keep the water in check ’til I can get the plumber.’

‘Bill,’ said Tom, ‘I don’t want to stay stuck out here for hours in this soggy, sweaty heat. I have a simpler solution. Why not just turn the water supply off at the mains?’

‘Of course,’ said Dad. Why didn’t I think of that sooner?’

‘You got a bit flustered, Bill. Keep in mind You know the message at the front of your shop. ‘Keep cool, calm and collect our specials!’ Keep in mind the first part.

‘Three cheers for Tom’, I said, ‘our Dutch uncle has saved the day.’

‘And I’ll save on your specials,’ Tom replied. ‘Some cans of your salmon for sandwiches on our journey home. We Dutchies love a bargain. Who doesn’t?

‘I read that the Dutch spend less than any other Europeans on holidays and festivities,’ said Dad.’

‘Some people might just see this as being more frugal and less materialistic than others. Like many of my compatriots I grew up under the privations of the War. This certainly doesn’t have to mean that we have less fun. Perhaps not spending as much money leaves more room for other ways.’

In keeping with this thinking, it was not surprising that Tom was influenced by the preaching of John Wesley eschewing profanity, espousing personal discipline and abstinence in the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

It was also not surprising that he came to realise the world was changing and that the Church had to adapt. Through education and improvements in people’s living conditions more moderate and enlightened social behaviour would ensue. Two incidents on Tom and Bev’s northern pilgrimage reflected the changing times.

As well as tending our store my father sold fish from the back of an ice packed truck parked beside the Civic Theatre. He used to spruik his goods calling out, ‘Damfish for sale, dam fish for sale.’

Tom asked him why he was calling them ‘dam’ fish.

Dad said, ‘These ones were caught at Keepit Dam, so they’re dam fish.’

He brought some left over home at the end of the day and asked my mother to cook the dam fish.
She looked at him a little bewildered and said, “You shouldn’t use such language in front of Tom.’
‘I’ve explained to Tom why they are called that,’ he said so she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, Tom asked me, ‘Please pass me the dam fish.’
I replied, ‘That’s the spirit Tom. Now please pass me the bloody potatoes!’

While Tom was in Gunnedah he attended a service given by one of those old Ministers who rail against alcohol, warning of the fiery furnace.

When he was completing his temperance sermon, with great expression he cried, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take the demon drink and throw it into the Namoi River.”

With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the Namoi River.”

And then, finally, he said, “And if I had all the whisky in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the Namoi River.” He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a wide smile, “For our closing song, let us sing ‘Shall We Gather At the River.'” from The United Methodist Hymnal Number 723.

An Inquiring Mind.

I was always wanting to learn new things, about what people had to say and how they got to where they were. With an incipient searching point of view, I wanted to know everything about everything.

Articles of Faith

As you might have guessed, ours was a political household. From a tender age politics and history were food and drink to me. And vice versa. It was my grocer father who was the purveyor both of articles of sustenance and of faith. He doled them all out with care : ‘Here’s a half a pound of reasons,’ he told us, ‘and a quarter pound of sense, a small sprig of time and as much of prudence.’

My mother, his right hand woman, went along with whatever he dished up to all intents and purposes.

Items of knowledge about the tea, butter, flour, sugar, spices, tinned foods he trafficked in, were served up at the dinner table as a matter of course, as were the names of those responsible for producing and marketing them.

He told me a great tale about how marketing can work wonders in boosting sales.

‘You know how we sell much more red salmon than pink.’

‘Sure. Red has much more flavour.’

‘Well the advertising men turned this insurmountable handicap around to get ahead of the game. Their client, a cannery stuck with a glut of less marketable pink salmon boldly labelled their product as ‘Guaranteed not to turn red in the can!’

I read the labels on various packaging to sharpen my own wits.

When I first started reading I took things rather literally.

 Later when more literate I asked, ‘Dad, how a product could be labelled as ‘new and improved’? ‘If it’s new there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement there must have been something before it. What was being passed off then?’’

‘It’s just an advertising technique used to persuade you to buy. We tell people in our advertising  that our sale is in it’s last week. That way they’ll be more likely to shop sooner.’

One of our customers wasn’t happy when we used that approach.

‘The ad in the paper said ‘Big Sale. Last Week.’ Why advertise? I already missed it. You’re just rubbing it in.’

Bandied about at our table were the names of the various companies, their workers, the politicians who represented them and what was at stake in their disputes. Coming up for discussion most often was the question of who was running the country, whether it be Ben Chifley, the leader of the Australian Labour Party, who had spoken of the Light on the Hill, or Robert Menzies, protector of imperial values, leader of the Liberal Party, which governed in coalition with the Country Party.

The Land of Nod.

We have no eternal allies, and we have no perpetual enemies. Our interests are eternal and perpetual, and those interests it is our duty to follow.

 Henry John Temple, twice Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in the mid-19th century.


It was Menzies whose nodding acquaintance I made early in 1953-December 10 to be precise, Chifley, having been laid to rest. The formidable Ming as he was known dominated the Australian stage like no one ever has done.

My father took his chip off the old block to witness his performance on his whistle stop, pork barrelling visit to Gunnedah. On the black stump, he was coming to pitch the woo and endorse the government candidates in an upcoming by-election. He could be guaranteed a good turnout in this part of the sticks, seeking assurance of its importance on its part. It wasn’t everyday that such a notable man of affairs dropped into the state’s northern wheat belt and while my father was from a different faith, he knew the good sense of hearing out disparate voices. After all this was the dyed-in–the wool conservative heartland where his business interests required him to tread on eggs as well as sell them.

Waiting to file into the town hall, no vetting, no admission by ticket only, we were at the end of the long queue that reached the side entrance when the bestriding figure loomed up. Jumping jellybeans, there was no mistaking this famous head, large as life bending down and up ever so slightly, its dewlaps as pendulous as a sea lion’s, its dark bushy eyebrows even more luxuriant than its crowning white cap. You could tell this tall man , well proportioned, although with an ample girth, was one who commanded authority by the close attention paid by his minders and the obeisance displayed by those in attendance. He arrived directly after his luncheon. Nothing fancy-just hot tongue and cold shoulder for those his followers found distasteful. Along his path his minions fell over themselves bowing, scraping, curtsying or moving their heads to express their assent.

Not known as ‘a man of the people’, this redoubtable father figure was nevertheless moved by my civic minded presence to bequeath to me words of wisdom. ‘Good evening young fellow, what’s the good word?’ he enquired, ‘Are you winning?’

‘Well, Mr Menzies’, I replied, clearing my throat, eager to make an impression, ‘‘I’ve been having a lucky trot. I’m top of my class at school, I’m happy to say. I get lots of holy cards and koala stamps. Lots for spelling.’

‘Young fellow, there’s no such thing as luck – only an alertness to the opportunities life has to offer you.’

I was on a winning scholastic streak at this stage with pats on the back. ‘Mum and Dad call me a walking encyclopaedia. I’ve got information vegetable, animal, and mineral.’

‘That a boy.’ he said. ‘And do you help your parents?’

‘I assist them in our grocery shop’ I replied, my father beaming beside me.

‘Well done, if I don’t say so myself. So did I. Whatever you do in life always strive to do your best,’ he advised, ‘and you’ll go a long way. Whatever you do always give one hundred percent. Unless you are donating blood. You be good now.’

As he proceeded into the hall, festooned with flags and bunting, my father said to me, putting me on, with his usual term of endearment: ‘You should take him at his word, Allypal. You never know, you might well wind up in his shoes one day’. Alas little did my dad know how true this would be, at least in the physical sense.

Know for his rapier wit and razor tongue – even among his colleagues – in the hush of an appreciable, mostly loyal audience, this heavyweight could lower his guard and leave them sheathed. Those beetlebrows could rest unruffled with no one to bristle at. No one would have dared heckle him. While I did not follow all of his references, his clear simple English and re-cap of the points he was making enabled me to get the drift. He conveyed his views forcefully in his sonorous baritone voice, striking a distinctive pose with his right hand raised and clenched, his other hand on his hip. Absolute silence during his pauses. Not a dicky-bird. Most of his address was self-congratulatory directed towards those who showed the clear solid values that he stood for: industriousness, thriftiness, self-reliance and commitment to family life, parliament and the Queen.

He exalted the home as where the life of the nation was to be found and emphasized the role of women as custodians of this site. To the cheer of ‘Hear, Hear!’, he referred to the audience as ‘the forgotten people – not Rose Watleys mob – but the middle class, whose neglect he put at Labour’s door. Trumpeting his government’s sound management, ‘What we have done is right for Australia’, he said that the proof of the pudding was in the eating. While Australia’s famous ride on the back of the sheep

had come to a halt and prices of world and other agricultural exports were plummeting from their record levels, there were plenty of jobs. If only the unions would toe the line. In their selfish pursuit of greed, they were forcing up costs and stopping competition. They were bullying every worker to become a member. And their ringleader, none other than the leader of the opposition, Dr. Evatt who promoted compulsory unionism. A hypocrite, charged Menzies, because while President of the General Assembly of the United Nations he had championed its Declaration of Human Rights. It declares: ‘No person shall be compelled to join an association”.

In his peroration, Menzies reminded people that they were now foremost in the mind of his government, and that things would pick up even more. Waving glittering promises before their eyes, he told this rural audience that if they worked hard they would be rewarded accordingly.

During the course of his address his audience gave forth great guffaws when he said his opponents had invaded the area like grasshoppers. ‘It is up to you to find out how destructive they are,’ he added.

He claimed that the Labour Party led by Dr. Evatt had had their tongues hanging out in the hope of another depression. I picked up on his view that the Communists he said we had on the run in Korea were not to his liking and that ‘we are dealing with them’. As to what he meant, a nod was be as good as a wink to a blind horse.

He knew how to tap into the mood of genial provincial optimism that had settled over middle Australia during these years of unprecedented prosperity.

The funny thing is Dad had a grudging consideration for Menzies. ‘He advanced himself as a self-made man – although he would have been wise to get some help.’

His own beginnings were not unlike that of Menzies: “He wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Menzies father ran a grocery store in a country town”, he pointed out to me. “And things weren’t easy. Like you Menzies lived in rooms at the back of the shop”. Typical of Scots of humble origins, Menzies senior respected schooling and nudged his son to avail himself of a scholarship to rise in the world.

My father’s own father had had a saddlery business, a farm and investments in property. Neither my father nor mother completed the final years of their secondary schooling. However, his experience of the hardships of the Depression and of working for others had affected him deeply. ‘This man-made calamity swept across this rich country like a plague. Time was when banks and businesses folded. Farmers, bothered with mortgages, debts, unable to pay their bills lost their plots of land. Workers lost their jobs and their shirts. Debt collectors and money lenders hammered on their doors. So many hands were available that wages were pushed steadily downward. Opportunities for most people dried up. Many of the displaced migrated wherever in search of work’.

Like most people, what concerned him was that once the slack of wartime shortages had been taken up, dole queues, soup kitchens and swagmen vainly scrounging up work would boomerang to the land again. You can guess what I’m going to say next. In the long run he was right, but it would take another thirty years for the capitalist economic engine to start running into big troubles again.

Experience of this crucible convinced him of the value of children, every last one of them, having the best education of which he or she is capable. This would also of reduce social and economic inequalities. Menzies grandfather, a trade unionist miner, taught his grandson the same, but the second part didn’t seem to take root as deeply. That’s where Menzies needed more help.

These things engrained in my father’s thoughts the true belief that through both self improvement and greater equality Australians could ensure that war and depression not happen again. He saw the ALP as the engine of change. His hero had been the unlettered Ben Chifley, who rose from being a railway engine driver to becoming Labour Prime Minister during the last year of the War. I often saw this man of great dignity in photographs and even in newspaper cartoons staring intently through white twirls of pipe smoke. Somehow this suggested to me he was a benevolent, wise man, a man who would not rush into doing hare-brained, worrying things.

‘There are others who see the way forward to a classless society differently’, he told me when I asked after the subject of a magazine cover. ‘They take a different road than us. There’s been no end of argument about this.’

‘What is this argument about?’

‘It’s an argument about means, not ends. They don’t rule out a violent overthrow of the ruling class whereas we work on the hustings with the ballot box.’

While I was helping renovate our living quarters, peeling back a layer of old linoleum covering the floor, this stripling historical archaeologist unearthed engrossing yellowing, mottled old newspapers used for insulation purposes, including a faded cover of the establishment ‘Australian Women’s Weekly’. It had not seen the light of day for a decade. The portrait, that of a fleshy faced, mustached avuncular man in uniform, pipe in mouth, was labelled Joseph Stalin.

‘He’s the ruler of The Soviet Union, the largest country in the world, one which has nuclear weapons.

 He heads up The Communist Party which rules the country without opposition.

The iron curtain he has erected blocks the Union and its satellite states from open contact with the West and its allied states.’

‘So people can’t get into their territory easily.’

‘Nor can they get out. The barrier is impenetrable.’

‘So what is his appeal?’

‘Stalin says Communists are the only ones who can bring peace and prosperity to the world through wraparound state ownership of wealth and the means of distribution.’

‘What does this mean, Dad?’

‘It means their government will see to every need. Stalin says they’ve already demolished class differences. He says the solidarity of their workers and farmers will do away with hunger and greed. In the Soviet Union they embody it’s social ideals —  mighty workers forging the nation’s well-being with a hammer, side by side with farmers  sure to feed the nation with a wheat-cutting sickle.’

’‘Is Stalin really good or bad, Dad?’ I asked, studying this image of an avuncular, thoughtful figure. ‘He looks like someone you can bank on and trust. But Mr. Menzies talks about Communists as our enemy.’

‘During the war when the Soviets were our powerful ally we used to call him “Uncle Joe”. His air force was fighting the Luftwaffe together with British Hurricanes.

Before the War many saw him as a monster. As the 1940s was a fretful time with war and economic difficulties, it seemed good to have such a man in charge of our ally’s affairs. He brought his country from nowhere to become very powerful. His Chinese allies are doing the same. Foreign visitors are struck by the abundance of fruits, vegetables and poultry in all the cities. Beggars, barefoot children, men or women dressed in rags, are now seen only in a blue moon. People there now live with more dignity. The Archbishop of Canterbury, Geoffrey Fisher, put it this way when he visited Australia: ‘Its creed appeals to peoples which have throughout the ages known nothing but  semi-starvation and poverty.

They  see here a promise of delivery and hope.’

‘Does this mean the Archbishop approves of Communism?’ I asked.

‘No fear. He suspects their intentions.’

‘Weren’t the Communists on the same side as us during the War?’

‘The Soviet Union and the Chinese Communists were our allies when America was still neutral. When it entered the Communists were given reluctantly a temporary pass. The sacrifices of their people helped to turn the tide against the Axis.

With the war all over bar the shouting, we were suddenly led to believe it was the Soviets who wanted to dominate the world.’

‘Do you believe this, Dad?’ I asked.

‘I go along with Doc’, he said. He believes the Soviets are only establishing defensive zones of influence in Eastern Europe, not unlike what he has been trying to get Australia to do in our north. He believes we should develop a positive relationship with the Soviet Union.’

‘So what about Stalin?’

‘That’s not to say Stalin’s a good guy by any means. It’s London to a brick on he was never the kindly man the Woman’s Weekly showed him as. Is he as bad as they say he is now? There are too many horrible stories coming out the Soviet Union to say otherwise. Behind this mask lies a fiend who knows nothing of honour or conscience. They are quite unknown to him. If you don’t obey him you can get sent to a forced labour camp and be mistreated badly.

He rules with an iron fist’, he said, closing his hand, bending his fingers to the palm. ‘The problem is the Communists – like the publishers of The Women’s Weekly – don’t put up with newspapers saying it as it is. The Packer press here accuses The A.L.P. of being in bed with the Communists. The newspaper barons and the companies have so much dough to keep the Liberals and silvertails in power, it seems to grow on trees.’

By bringing to light this paper, something clicked. It was an early lesson for me about political flip flop, how history can be turned on its head, how by blowing hot and cold, yesterday’s goodies can become today’s baddies.

 As I matured I traced this back to the Peloponnesian War. I traced it back to the good guy, the Athenians, and the bad guys, the Spartans. And after a while, the Athenians become ruthless and cruel, like the Spartans.

I learned how yesterday’s baddies can become today’s buddies.

I learned how the media can glorify a country we’re backing to vilifying one we oppose.

As I got older I realised we need to adjust this fairy tale perception of conflict as good versus evil. We need to move away from this Little Red Riding Hood pattern, where Little Red Riding Hood was good and the wolf was the bad one.

What did you learn in school today,

Dear little boy of mine?

What did you learn in school today,

Dear little boy of mine?

I learned our Government must be strong;

It’s always right and never wrong;

Our leaders are the finest men

And we elect them again and again.

Pete Seeger.

Doc Comes To Town.

Hot on the heels of Menzies’ flying visit was that of the larrikin leader of the federal opposition, on his barnstorming tour to drum up support for the Labor candidates. The outcome being important for the balance of power, for one week the ticklish national issues were being thrashed out not in Canberra but at our own parish pump. Dad took me to hear out this son of a country publican at the well-attended street meeting the following Friday.

On the way we passed the Commonwealth Bank to which he had accompanied me the previous week, toting my money box.

About a bank I learned that it’s a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. A place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

About money, I learned very early there is never enough in creation, that some people have more of it than others, that it determines in many cases how people look at you, talk to you and treat you.

‘Show me how you’ve been saving’, Dad had said’. When I handed it to him he shook it but there was no rattle. It was packed tight.

‘Good for you.’ he said. You know what I say about rainy days.’

How could I forget. It had been on such a day when we had taken shelter in the bank’s classical building in Sydney. It was in its likeness that my uniquely designed Heritage pressed tin container was printed and shaped.

‘People recognise this model, like the bank ’, he said, squeezing the sides of the tin without being able to bend them, ‘as something substantial, constant, and reliable.

These boxes were sealed, without an opening for small fingered temptation. Unlike today when personal savings count for little and financial credit and spending for everything, people were encouraged to actively put aside. Upon my handing the tin to the teller, he proceeded to rip it open and disgorge the contents. He then handed me a new one.

Dad told me on the way home, ‘Like your box, unlike the private banks, The Commonwealth belongs to the Australian people. Chifley and Evatt tried to have them all publicly owned. They moved to nationalize them to serve as a model. They wanted the elected government, not the private bankers, to direct the course of the nation’s economy. They had done this to steer us through the war. And what direction would that be that?’

‘Straight ahead, on the up and up’, I said stretching my arm forward and curving it upwards.

‘Too right.’

‘And how do you think the bankers responded?’

‘I bet they didn’t like that.’

‘They kicked up one hell of a stink’ he said, pinching his nose. ‘So strong, I wouldn’t wrap fish in it. Before the last election these enemies of Labour made much it as signs of— ‘creeping Communism, he said putting on a scary voice and face.’ They spent big bikkies in a publicity campaign to scare people. They marshalled bank clerks to demonstrate in the street and at public meetings. Supporters feared being stabbed to death by a fountain pen.’ he jested. ‘Even though it was popular, many people remember the bankers from the Depression as greedy bloodsuckers who drove people out of their homes for not making their payments. Shylocks who produce nothing. Labour lost.’

‘So Menzies had the private bankers in his corner’. I said. ‘Always circling each other, he and Evatt must be very different kinds of men’.

‘On the face of it, they are alike. Like Menzies, Evatt is a legal eagle. Both chose public life instead of enriching themselves through the law. They are both silks, having reached the acme of their profession. But there the similarity stops. Menzies is as cunning as a fox. He can pull a swifty as niftily as Doc’s dad could pull a beer. He could find a loophole in The Ten Commandments. He could then turn it into a noose.’

What does he stand for?’

‘He used to stand for something but eventually stands only for Menzies.

‘Which groups does he aim at capturing?’

‘His appeal is to what he sees as the great sober middle class, the ‘forgotten class’ he talks of. He credits them as the real Australians, having the strong arms of “lifters”‘, he said, flexing his biceps, ‘instead of the flabby bellies of “leaners”.

He plays them off against those he portrays as the monied and powerful on the one hand, and the unionised working class on the other. He wants better paid workers to see themselves as middle class.’

‘The working class can kiss my arse, I’ve got the foreman’s job at last’, I said, getting the drift, echoing and amplifying cynical comments I had picked up around the traps. ‘Working class! These layabouts are so lazy, they can’t even spell it. So lazy they can’t even fake working. They’ll never get to the top sitting on their bottom. Like those employed by the council. How do they earn their keep? Those bludgers have never done an honest day’s work in their lives.

Look at that one,’ I pointed out  to him when we were driving around.

‘He’s doing the work of two men. Abbot and Costello. Come on Australia, Tote those planks! Lift those bales! They never seem to be doing anything, and yet they do not like to be disturbed at it. Some are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done. People say nothing is impossible, but they do it every day. Yet they want something in return. Work fascinates them – they can look at it for hours! Where are those elbows and backs? Why can’t they put some muscle into it? Are they afraid they’ll wear themselves out? All the time  their foremen can be heard  urging them in vain, ‘Don’t just sit there. Give me a hand!’ They wouldn’t work in an iron lung,’ I said, bunging it on.’ They say it’s against their religion. Some of them are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done. They think manual labour is a Spanish worker. They lean on their shovels in the fresh air while honourable accountants sweat in their offices lifting their pens and businessmen break their backs lifting their takings.’

‘You’ve got it, Al,’ he said, a little surprised at my precocious parroting. “They don’t have the Protestant work ethic.’

‘What about the Catholic work ethic?’

‘They have that. They don’t work more than they have to but feel very guilty about it. Of course, every individual worker faces hard work differently. How they approach it spotlights their character: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all. As for Doc’s work, he’s, in principle, dedicated to doing away with poverty and unemployment. He sees them as the worst menace to peace. Menzies wants things to be kept the same through free enterprise. Free of government control. Evatt wants social change to be achieved through a strengthened central government.’

‘Like in the Soviet Union?’ I asked earnestly.

‘Nowhere to that extent,’ he answered. ‘I share Doc’s faith and reliance in our existing political and legal order. My money’s on us achieving social and economic reform within our institutional framework. I’m of the firm belief that we can achieve social and economic reform within our institutional framework. We can legislate socialism into existence and capitalism out of it. A violent overthrow of capitalism could lead to more problems  than it solves.’

‘What has Doc done in the way of improving things?’ I asked.

‘He’s really shone on on the world stage. As Australia’s foreign minister, he worked to make Australia an independent nation in the Asia Pacific region, with its own voice. He learned during the war that we have to stand on our own two feet. Our American cousins promised him more planes for us but never came through with the delivery. Like piecrust their promises were meant to be broken. He discovered both Britain and America were committed to a ‘beat Hitler first’ strategy. They made decisions that affected us without consulting us.’ ‘How did he help us stand on our own two feet?’

‘From his years in office, he has left two lasting contributions to our security that really stand out. The first was to swing Australia behind the Indonesian Republic, to help it become independent from the Netherlands. He believes creating fast stable allies near to home safeguards Australia’s northern approaches and means a better defence for Australia. We can’t forget the little resistance the Japanese encountered as they marched down through Asia. I never want to see you having to go through what we did,’ he assured me, putting his hand on my shoulder.

‘And the second?’

‘Doc Evatt’s’ other big part was in the founding of the United Nations whose charter  he witnessed the signing of.

He took on the task of  fighting for the rights of the smaller powers.  This gave the ‘big boys’ who stacked the odds against them the pip. They saw him as  impertinent.

‘How does Menzies see him,’ I asked?’

‘As for his main adversary, there’s no love lost between these two’, he said. ‘During the war, Menzies and Co. dished the dirt that Doc was fleeing the Japanese when he attended talks with our allies.

‘Gosh, Dad that’s terrible’, I said.

‘He was there to argue Australia’s case. Never let it be said Doc was in in any way, shape, or form yellow’, he scoffed. ‘He was constantly flying the Pacific in Navy planes that could be shot down at any time. After he and Churchill appraised the global situation together, the British PM Churchill promised to send Australia three squadrons of Spitfires which had been successfully taking on the Luftwaffe’s fearsome Fockes.’

‘Nevertheless they made false and damaging statements about him.’

‘It wasn’t just about the course of the war.  He always attracted the worst kind of vicious scuttlebutt. From those who should have known better. Archbishop Duhig said in 1942 he regarded Evatt “as the most dangerous man in Australia, an out-and-out Communist in sympathy, anti-religious and particularly anti-Catholic”. And the mud stuck. But who was he to talk? He and other knockers were all for Franco and Mussolini at the time. Because they were taking on the Communists.’

‘I thought Franco was on our side,’ I said. ‘Some of the nuns and priests speak highly of him.’

‘ He’s not in my family album. Franco brought in Moorish infidel troops to put down the democratically elected Spanish government,’ he replied. ‘Hitler sent his planes to bomb the loyalists, most of whom were Catholics in name.

But he’s on our side. Work that one out.’

I did- but it would take a bit longer.

I would find out the US overlooked his past and were comfortable dealing with him as long as he allowed them military bases in Spain.

It and the Church, I would learn, had a lot to answer for soft pedalling fascism.

We reached the designated meeting place where a crowd had gathered and we squeezed through for a ringside view. It was just about time for the return bout. We waited expectantly, me on tiptoes, for the bare-knuckle contender to take on Menzies, his reply in their stem-winding stoush.

It wasn’t over fashion. Just as well. In all his visits to London, Norman Hartnell’s had not been part of his itinerary. Clothes-wise he was lagging, his suit it was sagging. The rumpled contender turned up, pressing the flesh, wearing a plain baggy grey suit that hung on him loosely, his hand clasping a large grey felt hat. After an introduction by the local ALP party representative, the Maitland Militant took up his position. His delivery platform was no less the tailgate of a utility vehicle. However, as a sharp speaker, Menzies had his match in Evatt. The stocky, broad-shouldered figure of earlier years was acquiring a paunch, but spoke with a punch, with a carefully cultivated broad, nasal, flat-toned, proletarian twang. In concise, understandable language, this stormy petrel parried Menzies’ earlier thrusts, getting stuck into the government’s policies and answering a host of curly questions bluntly with conviction. While Menzies was not present, a sprinkling of his barrackers were on hand to badger Doc.

‘We’ve got to stop the sale or sabotage of successful public enterprises’ he cried, going on the attack.

‘Well stone the flaming crows, what’s it to you?’ one impudent heckler chiacked from the back.

‘Most of us lose by it’, Doc said matter-of-factly. ‘In each case the area of exploitation is widened because the safeguards against monopoly-namely competition by successful undertaking – have been removed. These belong to the people. That’s about it.’ he declared. He didn’t hold back exposing the motives of his coalition rivals. He declared that despite their name changes, today more than ever they represented the almost unbridled financial power of a few wealthy trusts, combines and monopolies.

‘What’s in it for you? ‘the heckler continued.

‘A wigwam for a goose’s bridle,’ shot back The Doc, realising the extent of the heckler’s maturity. ‘Do you want to try it on?’

His offsider obviously did. This ruddy faced mug lair in gabardine riding breeches and polished riding boots craked, “What are ya? If you don’t like it here, go back to Russia!”

Without skipping a beat, Doc ignored this, refusing to become unstuck by such distracting ratbaggery.

‘You’re all about sharing wealth’, cried the lair. ‘If you had two cars, would you give me one.’

‘Nothing of the sort. But if I had two brains, I’d give you one, sport,’ replied Doc, cutting him off at the knees. ‘Now where was I? Of course, this power is why these bigshots have imposed the ‘wool grab’ ’.  Doc picked up, referring to the tax on wool producers. ‘This is why they’ve broken their solemn promise to impose an excess profits tax on wealthy corporations.’

‘Political promises, ‘cried one supporter, in one year and out the next!’

They’ve let prices run away. These groups believe in one freedom – the freedom to exploit the rest of the community.’

‘Bullshit!’ cawed the the first taunter raucously.

‘Ah, my friends, we have an artist in our midst. I’ll come back to your chosen field of interest in a second, Sir’, said The Doc without batting an eyelid.

At the bidding of a few wealthy graziers, the Country Party has scuttled our policy of bringing more industry to the bush.

The second moleskinned heckler cawed once again derisively, ‘ Bullshit!’

Unruffled, The Doc put this silage heap in his place: ‘ I assure you, old son, there’ll be more of this than you can handle. As with grain handling, we’ve decentralised slaughtering and this will continue. The Country Party is afraid this trend will tip the voting balance of power in our favour. ‘They’ve become the slave of the Liberals, hardly serving country interests at all. It’s nothing to crow about.’

Strong stuff indeed in these days of obsequious laborite subservience. Where its leaders say one thing and do another, their words not matching their deeds. Overall, most of the people who showed up to seemed to be Doc supporters. They gave it up for him when he laid into the Liberals. They gave him a thirty second standing ovation, as if to send word to Heckle and Jeckle.

Doc acknowledged their right to speak also. ‘I’ve come to listen, too’. He said he understood he made himself a target by putting forth a substantive plan that his opponents could use as a weapon against him.

As with that of Menzies’, the meeting was tremendously exciting for a whippersnapper like myself. Like Evatt up on the ute, the ideas were a bit above my head, but from my eye level, I was moved by the theatricality and emotion of the occasions, the sheer excitement that was generated in the good people all around me and the arguments that Dad explained to me on the way home.

‘Why did that clodhopper go and tell Dr. Evatt to go back to Russia, Dad? I asked.

‘He’s pig ignorant, Al. Bert’s never been to Moscow. He’s a Maitland boy. Some yahoos presume those who are different to them ought to be living somewhere else.’

‘These wallies can always up fiddlesticks and go back to Woop-woop’, I suggested, citing that mythical Australian nowhere place’.

Such scenes are rare nowadays. These were not just some of the hand-picked, party supporters only events that pass for public meetings these days. Ones where the requirement for a campaign event to look good on the TV news with candidates pre-packaged like TV dinners has killed a lot of spontaneity. As have the needs, real or imagined, of security.

Dad pressed upon me a strong honest work ethic and the belief that anything could be achieved through persistence. He sat me down in the back yard one day and spoke  to me man to man as follows: ‘Let me give you a slice of my advice for what it’s worth, Allypal. There are certain obligations you just can’t shirk. You’ve got to put the heat on to make the kettle perk. Whether in this line of work or in schoolwork, do it properly, not any old how. Put the best of your head, heart and hands into your daily task. Never do things by halves. Whatever you go at, always give full measure.

When you’re weighing spuds, seven pounds means seven pounds – or slightly over – never under. A small ice cream means a full rounded scoop – not a half-hearted scrape. People know if they’re getting short weight. Give them their money’s worth. Otherwise they’ll take their custom elsewhere.’

‘Up the road to Bruce Douglas’, I said, referring to our comparably sized competitor in the main street’.

‘The same goes at school, he went on. ‘Study up on everything that your teachers ask you. Put your mind to it. Keep your thinking cap on tightly. There’s a good boy. You’re as clever as anyone else, second to none. I’ve got such high hopes for you. With a good education you can have opportunities we never had. You’ll be amazed what you can do if you set your mind to it. No matter what, do the right thing and you’ll make the grade. That’s the way to go. All any father can expect. You’ll have the world on the end of a string’.

‘And I’ll do it’, I sang in my childish treble, standing up, reeling down my yo yo, ‘with a bing, bang bong.’

The Great Divide.

My father’s reflexive support for the Australian Labour Party which claimed to represent the working class and the have-nots stemmed from consideration that went deeper than this. You see 20th Century political life in Australia was shaped as much by religious as class factors. My father grew up in a time of thriving sectarianism, when notions of being Catholic or Protestant, of religious discrimination, were of every day noteworthiness.

‘If you wanted a job in New South Wales in the thirties,’ my father said, ‘you had to put down what your religion was, and if you applied for a job in private enterprise and you were Roman Catholic you didn’t get a job. That’s why the public service was full of Catholics, both state and federal, because they had nowhere else to go to get jobs.’

If you trace the establishment in white Australia back in time, it can be seen as mostly British Protestant and middle to upper class in character. It viewed with disdain and suspicion the significant Irish Catholic minority who gravitated to the ALP  and saw it as their natural home. Its leaders saw their Labour counterparts as exemplifying all the vices of the dictatorial Catholic Church and as being as beholden to it as to faceless trade unionist out to wreck the economy. They saw themselves as enshrining the notion of the individual, as representing the Protestant ideals of freedom of conscience and freedom of judgement. They regarded the requirement that Labour Party members sign the Pledge as something sinister and binding. They questioned the allegiances of its members when the bitter divide between Catholic and Protestant was starkly apparent during World War I.

“Where does your loyalty lie, to your King or to the Bishop of Rome?” my mother’s father was taunted when on leave from his military service as a motorcycle courier in France, “You have injured the honour and prestige of the Empire”, claimed some uninformed loyalists.

Fostering a similar moral sense of attachments to the organization as that by the Church, the ALP forged a remarkably cohesive alternative to the WASPish ascendancy. There were resonances between Catholic social thinking and the collectivist aspects of the ALP. Both were concerned with offsetting the harsh consequences of capitalism. The Irish connection brought with it a tradition of sympathy for the underdog and the colonized.

Moreover the Party had a good reserve of prestige remaining after its wartime leadership.

“After the British garrison at Singapore fell to the Japanese, we were left largely undefended”, my father pointed out to me. “What’s more before the War, Menzies, or Pig Iron Bob as he got called, made matters worse by selling to Japan scrap iron which only got shot back at us. Only Curtin could bail us out of this defeat”, he said referring to Australia’s wartime leader.

It would be the question of how far to go in fulfilling its social and economic objectives and the accompanying timetable that would test to the limit the cohesiveness of this labourite alliance of odd bedfellows – those of a secular tendency and those influenced by the Church.

The Light on the Hill

The brilliant glow lighting up the firmament over the generously named Mt. Porcupine [264m.] drew me and my friends like moths on this one night of the year with the promise of exciting and amusing goings-on. When I first saw it I plain wondered if this were the ‘Light on the Hill’ spoken about by Chifley and relayed to me by my father. A metaphor for the objective of crackerjack government, great happiness and prosperity, it was one whose accomplishment would come to dominate my life’s thoughts.

Those who had started off the annual commemorative occasions culminating in the bonfire gatherings argued that this objective had already been achieved, but I was developing strong doubts about this. There were too many irons in this fire to control.

Commonwealth Day – or Empire Day as it was still known – a mostly British protestant enthusiasm and invention – was held to commemorate the triumph of civilization brought about where the British had held sway. The Empire which had imparted such great red swathes to the fading atlases in our classrooms. The aim of the day was to cultivate in us children a long table of virtues – such as temperance and politeness – said to have build the Empire. However I did pick up signs that not everyone was behind these aims. For starters those from an Irish Catholic background more lukewarm to its fading political purpose called it by a more palatable name – Cracker Night.

For all of us kids it was the wondrous day of whose coming we could talk of nothing else. An early release from school after lunch enabled us to get down to the real business of the day – testing of fireworks aplenty: extremely loud double bungers, jumping jacks under our feet and the screams as we jumped out of their way. Catherine wheels pinned on a piece of wood which we had to struggle to get to spin,

roman candles, star – showering rockets and all kinds of miniature home made bombs contrived from these. Not to forget sparklers, those light-hearted cousins of the fireworks family.

Judging by the grizzling reported to the schools and in the newspapers of burns, injuries and larrikin atrocities such as exploding letterboxes, it seemed only a matter of time before this pyrotechnical feting of imperial virtues would phut and fizzle out.

Free Rein.

It takes a whole village to raise a child.

African proverb.

For my part the fifties was a time of innocence, invention and imagination. Wacko the diddle-o, a free ranging glorious time for that old gang of mine. Mother Nature had provided vast expanses in which we could indulge in all kinds of diversions. There were no regulations. Our parents didn’t warn ‘Watch out for brown snakes! Watch out for red back spiders!’ We dealt with these as we came across them.

No stranger danger. People looked out for us unaccompanied kids.

It seemed like the summers would never end. We would shinny trees and maunder along the river. We’d compete at skimming  flat goolies across the water sidearm so that they bounced off the surface as  many times as possible. The objective of the game was to see how many times they’d bounce before sinking.

We revelled in going for dips. Even after the town swimming pool was built, we would still opt for the Namoi, far from the madding crowd. You couldn’t beat swinging out from the bank on a rope and bombing each other. We dunked each other, holding each other under water until eventually exploding out of the water in search of air. You couldn’t beat the freshness of running water without the addition of chlorine.

Exposure to high levels of chlorine, we learned, can cause lung irritation, skin and eye damage.

Some parts of the Namoi are much wider than others. At one particular spot I came across a swag of bottles on the river bank. I saw local tramps Jack Locock and B.O. Plenty on the opposite one. A bit of a dag, Jack was holding a short stick in front of him, for what purpose I couldn’t make out.

There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the bank looking like a blithering idiot.

‘Yoo hoo!’ I shouted, ‘How can I get to the other side?’ Jack looked up the river then down the river and shouted back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’

‘What I mean is I want to get to the side you’re on.’

‘‘Well don’t waste time waiting for the waters to divide. Wait on. I’ll come and get you  I need to get to the other cider.’

He sculled over in an old rust bucket to collect me. ‘Row, row, row your boat,’ I could hear him sing, ‘gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.’

‘Was this part of your dream, Jack, to have a fine vintage craft like this?’ I asked. ‘It must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.’

‘It’s not mine. I’m just leasing it at present, but I have the option to buy.’

‘Do you actually ever do any real fishing in it, Jack?’

‘Shit yeah. Have you any idea of the joy of landing a fifty pound Murray Cod along this stretch of the Namoi?’

‘I’m afraid I haven’t.’

‘Well that makes two of us.’

‘You used to be be quite well off, I believe, B.O. You were a stock and station agent and had a good income.’

‘Now I’m living so far beyond my income, we might also be said to be living apart.’

‘What happened to all your assets?’

‘I spent half my money on gambling, on the squiff, on cigarettes and taking out various women. The other half I wasted.’

‘Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. Would it be so hard for you to dry out?’

‘A doctor told me I shouldn’t drink, but what the heck.’

‘Couldn’t you at least have tried to follow his advice?’

‘I have been been sober for twenty days… just not all in a row’.

‘What do you think about the effect of this addiction on your life?’

 ‘I think of all the good times that I’ve wasted having good times. When I was drinking I should’ve been thinking. When I was smoking I should have been exercising. When I was fighting I could’ve done the right thing. All of that boozing- I was really  going to the pack.’

‘So why then do you drink?’

‘I drink to forget I drink.’

‘Is it because you feel sorry for yourself?’

‘Poor me! Poor me!’ I moan to the barmen. Pour me another drink.’

‘What happened to your marriage?

‘When my wife left, it didn’t float my boat. I was sad, upset and lonely. After that I got a dog, bought a new vessel, blew a grand on drink and all my savings .’

‘And after that?’
‘My wife went crazy when she got home from work.’

‘Wouldn’t you like to live your life over, to start again right from the off without making any mistakes?’

‘If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon bar. But right now–I’m Popeye the Sailor Man, I’m Popeye the Sailor Man,’ he sang as he skyed his oar, starting for his return voyage, ‘I’m strong to the finish ’cause I eats me spinach. I’m Popeye the Sailor Man.’

Like Jack, B.O. Plenty had neither had a job, a residence or any legal tender. He noticed Jack underneath a streetlight one evening, searching for something on the ground.

‘What are you doing, Jack?’

‘I’ve lost my coins. Please help me look for them.’

A while passed with no success.

‘Jack, where exactly did you lose those coins?’

‘I lost them in that lane over there.’

B.O. was dumbfounded. ‘So why are we looking here!?’

Jack looked over at his friend: ‘Because the light is better here!’

Boredom was a self-inflicted malady. Just the threat of it, a mere hint, forced you to be inventive, to improvise. My gang and I were adept at making various simple machines, contraptions and whatnot from whatever was available. The building sites we played in were a good source of materials. These days they would be fenced off with plenty of warning signs.

My mates from up the lane helped me build the greatest billycart. We took turns on the slope of Mt. Porcupine. They had it downhill while I had it uphill. We built it from all kinds of bits and pieces. Nothing got wasted then. Strike a light, I nearly did when I started making bolt bombs. I prepared these by tightly packing match heads into the cavity formed by two bolts and screwing them into a common nut. The detonating report I produced by slinging them onto the walls of an enclosed garage was invariably so loud it could waken the dead. The trajectory of the projectile – and my own – was more herky jerky.

As with the fireworks we played around with, with such abandon, this off-the-wall experimentation wasn’t geared to enhancing our nuts and bolts understanding of ballistics or combustions, as it should have been, but was just larking around. I almost copped the odd bolt from the blue on my own nut. I would just have to bide my time to use legally sanctioned explosives.

Eventually I would go about trying to blow the lid off the biggest can of garbage in Australia. One officialdom would try to keep down tightly. ‘Cos I was doing it with words. But more of that later.

I then adjusted my sights to contriving missiles that could be guided better with less bang. On both counts I slipped up. By a long shot. The missile went right off the radar. The report, not at the point of discharge, rather at the point of landing, was thunderous.

Too Close For Comfort

I had gotten into building a crossbow simply from a grooved plank used for flooring. Old bicycle tyres provided the thrust, nails the arrowhead. Pressing my lips together, I took a deep breath through my nostrils and steadied myself to take another punt. Fire away! Poof! The first arrow I shot was like the one in the verse “I shot an arrow in the air, it fell to earth I know not where”. Gee whiz, I found out where the next day when the boys in blue came around. They were following up a report made by a neighbour quivering with trepidation. They were trying to get wind of the source of the arrow that landed next him, a block away. He was busy at his workbench, when the missile thudded into it. Thwack! Robin Hood couldn’t have shot it further Jacob Enks, a local butcher, was nearly skewered himself by the Phantom Archer. My father assured them that I would never displease him by getting into such a fix.

‘What happened to that archery you were so into?’ he asked me later.

‘Never heard of it.’

I had dropped it on the spot. T’was a fair cop. With other strings to my bow, it was then that I turned my interest to bicycles.

Home On The Range

Roaming unencumbered the wide open, sunburnt countryside with my mates, through paddocks of golden wheat and pastures of plenty, past sagging silos, we never rushed our fences. Whether on ground or pumping the pedals of our bikes, wherever our happy feet took us, those lazy, hazy days seemed to stretch endlessly in front. Each one a blissfully carefree day for us, laughing as though tomorrow wasn’t there. Everything was ours. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.

‘Allan, why do you always get so dirty?’ my mum would ask, taking care to scrub my feet.’

‘Well Mum, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.’

I developed an appreciation of seasonal change, it’s working on the human spirit as well as the landscape and the natural order of things. Each day brought an almost infinite number of sensual impressions of colour, sound smell taste and touch. We were introduced to the wonders of the bush. Learning to recognise the different wild flowers and trees, we took wild flowers back to school or home to press and save. Learning first hand about local wild-life, we studied the copious insects crawling under the foliage and those preparing for takeoff. Like Leo Cullum I could see things from the caterpillar’s point of view. They do all the ground work while the butterfly gets the glory.

I told one of my mates ‘Did you know butterflies only live for about one month?’

He said, ‘That’s a myth.’

‘No, it’s definitely a butterfly.’

When studying ants we discovered the observer effect- the fact that simply observing a situation or phenomenon necessarily changes that phenomenon. When we looked at the ants through a magnifying glass on a sunny day they burst into flames.

We looked for birds’ nests tucked in tree boughs, sometimes with newly hatched birds. We got to know which colour and size of egg belonged to which bird.

The birds in turn looked out for us.

When we heard a constant, noisy high pitched chirp  we knew it was  a sign of contentment from  lovebirds.

Brimming over with vim and vigour, our style was cramped only by the occasional snake slithering through the grass and putting the wind up us. Any venom I would draw would come later in life from one of the local two legged variety.

As for these slippery legless customers my moving experience with them remains firmly embedded in my mind’s eye. After receiving an air rifle for my birthday I had the bright idea of sniping at sparrows on the bank of the Namoi River for target practice. As the slow, soothing motion of the river trickled through the reeds, I took pot-shots at any perched preeners. After an hour or so of this senseless massacre, I felt a rustling of grass underneath where I had taken up firing position. Looking down my heart was going like the clappers. Zounds! I was staring walleyed face to face with a brown snake. It’s beady eyed head was engorged with the bodies of the passing passerines I had demolished. My eye was on the sparrow. He was watching under me. Decamping gingerly, I vowed never again to kill wilfully any creature, without good reason.

This was not a good time for sparrows. While I was on the rampage, Chinese sparrows were systematically being wiped out on the orders of Mao Zhe-dung. They were being targeted along with flies, mosquitoes and mice in the great campaign to rid China of pests.

Not that anyone in our parts had any sympathy for these little critters. On the need to rid the land of pests which eat grain seeds, Australian farmers and the Chinese Communists saw eye to eye. Moreover they concurred on the importance of Australian sales of wheat and wool to China. In furious agreement with the reputed enemy we were both feeding and clothing them.

As for our flying foes I  supported any charge from our part to bring them to a sticky end.

Those Faraway Places.

While I was training my mind I was also minding the trains. The railroad track ran through the middle of Gunnedah, punctuating the day. There were two services to Sydney at that time, the morning run and the other which went through about 8:00 at night. Those times of the day were of of greatest excitement. I got increasingly restless whenever I heard the whistle of a train blowing across the trestle. Like the horn of a ship or the roar of a plane, this is one of the most romantic-or loneliest- sounds. I watched the trains from the lookout on the hill behind the town. Mt Porcupine offers a vast panorama of the plains around the mountains to the North West. Gazing in this direction, a strong subliminal itch in my legs, I would often think about what lay beyond, over the hills and far away. Such a lot of world to see. For starters, that Eurasian land mass with its strange sounding names was calling me. When would I would go there and what lay in store for me?

Straddling the Saddle

In the meantime I was happy to breeze through these sweeping plains at my own pace graduating to a larger saddle, with the addition of horsepower. There was nothing like my first riding attempt to make me feel better off. With a blistered bum and a touch of bling, I painted the saddle’s foot frames with gold paint. ‘Giddyup there, Treacle,’ I’d whisper. My horse had golden stirrups.

The great outdoors, the properties of friends, saw me covering new terrain in a wide range of manoeuvres – cantering up and down hills, jumping over ditches, making the dust fly, fording shallow creeks and climbing the surrounding embankments, the clop of hooves ringing on the hard black soil. All placing me in good stead for the gymkhana, the games on horseback. Combed, curried and washed behind the ears, I moved as one with my mount, sound in wind and limb, competing with the tweedy, horsey set in all manner of races, individual, relay, weaving, and a variety of novelty events to demonstrate my horsemanship. Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay. The real test was to decide what to do with all the ribbons that were generously awarded. The more practical minded made them into blankets and saddle clothes.

That year every body was doing the limbo.

Somebody stole the stick we’d limbo under. How low can you get?

That year a local farmer took advantage of the gymkhanas to sell some his horses. On the cheap he put Jack Locock in charge of the of this operation, feeding him up and getting him presentable to the public. At one meet a Pitt Street farmer, a wealthy absentee rural landowner from Sydney, upon enquiry approached Jack with a view to buying a mount for his daughter to compete on. Jack had three horses to offer him.

‘Let me see,’ said the father, looking the horses over. There were two young ones to select from and an older one.

‘I’ve been advised to avoid the younger, friskier horses’, he said, ‘as they’re more suitable for experienced riders. With them it would take a heck of a lot of time and patience to get good results. An older, more experienced horse would be better for my lass. She’ll be a beginning competitor. I’m not looking for the best looking horse but one which will be easier to handle. My daughter’s skills and that of the horse will offset each other. I’m going for the older one. Can I take it for a test run myself? I want to judge if it and my girl will be compatible.’

Take your pick,’ Mister. You can try working the horse in the arena over there,’ he said pointing to the distant enclosure. It’s got deep, soft sandy footing. After your ride ask yourself these questions: Does the nag have enough speed? Is it willing to stop and turn when you ask it? What’s its temperament like? Does it jibber? How does the horse recover from a workout?’ As the father kicked his foot into the stirrup, Jack leaning against the fencepost, drawled out ‘Personally I’d go for one of the young’uns. I’m not too sure about that old mare, mister. She don’t look so good.’

The dad, ready to start said ‘She looks fine to me. Can I just get going?’ Jack shook his head and said ‘It’s your ride, mister.’ And motioned to the old horse to get started. The horse knew the way and started off.

About an hour later, the father returned all coated with brackish mud and sand. His face was all scratched and his shirt had been torn in several places. ‘This is an outrage!’ he yelled. ‘This horse ran into trees, tore through bushes and puddles. Then it ran headlong into low hanging branches. It’s like she’s half blind!’

Jack pulled a piece of straw from between his teeth and said ‘Well, she is.’

Well here is a question I have to ask you: ‘Why didn’t you warn me?’ cried the dad, recovering from the ordeal.

‘I did. I told you she don’t look so good.’

To bear out what he was saying a little girl looking on called out, ‘Look at that horse with one eye.’

Covering one of her eyes her friend asked, ‘Where?’

Clear and Present Danger

“So, let us not be blind to our differences–but let us also direct attention to our common interests and to the means by which those differences can be resolved. And if we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. For, in the final analysis, our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.”

                                                John F Kennedy.

In 1962 I braced myself for a clash of the most unimaginable sort, one which overshadowed my simple world and threatened to open the gates of hell. Like most people around the world, I held my breath, the Doomsday clock ticking, all set to duck and cover as we visualized the dark mushroom cloud of atomic devastation. Red Alert.

Monsignor Leahy had told me to expect a sign but nothing like this.

The Cuban leader Fidel Castro had availed himself of a Soviet offer to place nuclear missiles on his tropical island. When these were discovered by American spy planes in October, the Cuban crisis escalated into an unprecedented face-off, threatening all out nuclear war.

Even an accidental first strike would have likely resulted in retaliation leading to full escalation. Full on blowback.

‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’, said Dad. ‘Everybody will be blind and gummy as well as microwaved.’

‘ I don’t know what the world’s coming to’, said Mum. ‘Scientists say we’ll be blown to bits this time. God made the world in one week but we can unmake it in one minute. It seems like it’s human nature to want to kill.’

‘Mum if that’s human nature, we’d better change it or there won’t be anything human left to change. It’s better to build, not to destroy.


It’s better to be active today than radioactive tomorrow. We’d better get ready with our thinking, not just our bombs.’

‘We have to spend more on feeding people, not on missiles’, I said.

Dad said ‘We have to get off this Mutually Assured Destruction merry-go-round. It’s MAD. When everyone around the world talks war, what we’ll get is war.’

‘There’s a bad moon on the rise. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!’ I chanted.

‘War will come, want it or not’, said Mum. We must hope for the best but expect the worst. We have to make provision for when the lights go out. ’

’My word, you’d think this was the Last Supper,’ she said soon after that, noting my gargantuan appetite at the time. ‘Where do you put it all? You’re a bottomless pit, Greedy Guts. Eating us out of house and home. And store.’

‘Armageddon ready to meet the storm,’ I replied, ‘building up my reserves in case we have to go without.

‘Trains, planes and petrol supplies would all be affected following a nuclear holocaust,’ said Mum. ‘It would take some time for normal services to be resumed.’

‘It would be a skeleton service.’

We were better placed than most to last out such a crisis. We didn’t have to stock up. We already had a decent doomsday supply of canned foods, biscuits, dried hams and potatoes stowed to tide us over while we sheltered. After the electric supply went down, I would console myself over a world pulverised by polishing off our tubes of ice cream as if there were no tomorrow. Bags of grain and coal would do the job of sandbags around our perimeter. As if these would have done much good.

As it turned out matters were within the grasp of the respective leaders.  New satellite technology enabled Kennedy and Kruschev to communicate with each other. The U.S. Secretary of State Rusk said: ‘We’re standing eyeball to eyeball, and the other fellow just blinked.’ The Kennedys were able to resist the calls by some generals and White House top advisers for an immediate all – out unprovoked invasion of Cuba, a move virtually certain to precipitate a hemispheric showdown and a war with the Soviets.

One can compare the American stance to the crisis with the one it would take in the Ukraine Crisis of 2022. In that it would argue that in sovereign states people can express their desires and have their own foreign policies.’

This was not  the case when the U.S. itself felt threatened by an independent state in their own sphere of influence. The Colossus of the North sent a ring of naval destroyers to blockade the island until the Soviets agreed to return their missiles. Rather than a full scale war, this more limited and measured response afforded the Soviets enough time of their own to reconsider and give ground, saving face by declaring they had saved Cuba from invasion. As well they may have done. Castro had good reason to fear an invasion by the US.

This was no straightforward victory. Both sides would have to prune their number of bases.

Missiles were used as a bargaining chip in negotiations for withdrawal.

The US would back off their plan to bolster their offensive nuclear installations in Turkey.

At the time the sainted Kennedy was riding high in my estimate and looking back on this man I give him credit for arriving at good judgement and opening up lines of communication with the Soviet leadership. “peace speech” at American University 60 years ago was a searing critique of Cold War politics and laid out a hopeful vision for a world built on cooperation and empathy, even among rival countries. Kennedy called for “not merely peace for Americans, but peace for all men and women — not merely peace in our time, but peace for all time.”

In light of Nixon’s comments that he would have dropped the Big One, that he didn’t give a damn about the civilians he bombed, the better by far of these men, finger on the button, won in their neck and neck contest.

The cynic of course would say it was like a choice between gonorrhoea and cholera. A sophie’s choice.

Eventually, a lifetime away, the US would even strike up a quiet conversation with the Cubans, irrespective of their leadership.

Angling for Compliments

There was one creature I would continue to kill – but with good reason. Its flesh was double delicious. One of my more rewarding pastimes was ‘fishing’ for yabbies, fresh water crayfish in a pond adjacent to the Namoi River. It was remarkably simple. By dangling a piece of meat tied to a length of string in the water, I would soon attract a yabby who would nab the piece in its claws and try to make off with it. I had to make sure the meat wasn’t me.

We could add big stick or long pole and hook  the way Elvis had sung about in ”Crawfish’.

When it pulled the string tight, I would pull the grasping yabby slowly back to the bank, with it determinedly maintaining its hold onto the meat. All I had to do was to scoop it out with a net and take it back home to the pot. Tout de suite, the claws so succulent, the meat so sweet.

My family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. The standard dish was steak with mash and veggies, albeit with 57 varieties. Followed the next day by lamb chops with bubble and squeak. Served with a simple salad, my yabby dish was a nice break.

I would pass on my knowledge of this unique savoir fare to Andre Simon, the doyen of writers on wine and food.

He had sent me his good wishes.

He wrote the best selling ‘A Concise Encyclopaedia of Gastronomy’ and scores more. Keen as mustard on catering to the refined palate of this illustrious veteran of the Great War, I invited the grand old man of literate connoisseurship to come and savour some mouth-watering bush tucker. Knowing this anglicized Frenchman’s love of language I wanted to regale him with my debonair impression of Clouseauese, that mimicking by Peter Sellers of the French who can’t quite get their tongues around certain English words. My greetings would have been something like the following ‘Monsieur Simon, we welcome yeu (you) to our arse (house) make yeuerself (yourself) at heum (home)’.

While preparing a real slap-up meal, I was to have have invited the gallic gourmet into our kitchen to demonstrate and pass on the butchering and vocal skills of the bush poissonier, bursting through the tough shell of this hardy crustacean and into my smooth cover of Elvis’ Crawfish:

See I got him, see the size
Stripped and cleaned before your eyes
Sweet meat look, fresh and ready to cook
Now take Mr. Crawfish in your hand
He’s gonna look good in your frying pan
If you fry him crisp or you boil him right
He’ll be sweeter than sugar when you take a bite’

Come dinnertime with a soupcon of colonial etiquette, this cordon bleu was to place my honoured guest next to my Dad, the host. I was to do the honours, proudly unveiling this non-pareil culinary delight with a sweep of my hand and a gallic flourish. ‘Voila- la piece de resistance! Bon appetit!’

I had hoped he could rinse it down as a digestif with some of his own product  neat from a snifter glass but none was available.

Instead it was accompanied by some crisp bon mots and a bottle of vintage ‘plonk’ from my parents one stop shop.

Andre was always bemused how the Australian troops couldn’t quite get their tongues around the words ‘vin blanc’.

I would have asked him ‘Aperitif?’ as I’d heard he relied on dentures.


I would have liked to have opened the bottle with my French Army Knife but  the blueprint hadn’t yet been drawn up.

Formidable! C’est si bon!’ Andre said. ‘I’ve just spent a month in France, and its Chardonnay ’as got nothing on this.’

Naturellement,’ I said. ‘Over there, their Chardonnay is domestically produced. Ours is imported.’

Alas this deluxe banquet in the backblocks was never to be. The tyranny of distance proved the overriding snag. Andre would have had bigger fish to fry closer to home. The secret of ‘Yabby Salade avec Plonk du Jeur’ would remain so that much longer.